Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused
Cyberspace is an unmaker’s space where we make the tech to unmake the people to make the money And though you can prepare
As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all
Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress
Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work
