The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play

A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

In the cyber proxy war of all agai… We are all fighting each other So that none of us have to fight Our own worst inclinations

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe