When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

I changed My mind By following My heart

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things

It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there