Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

“A voice called out in the wildern… Clearing the way of the Lord Straightening a road in the desert For our God” Listen closely–

We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning

Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error