When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…

A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…

God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes