They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds
Life is trying So Die trying
To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…
More and more it feels as if we are teetering between 1984 and… but 84-33=51 bringing us to 1951 the actual lone year in question
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain
Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better
That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery
Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely