The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want
My curated self has asked me for a divorce
God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
It’s when all the signs say Everything must go
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel
The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then
I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
