In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any

We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate