Yes, I am most afraid of losing c… But you can’t lose what you don’t… So, I’m afraid of nothing Which is how you die alone The only way to live together

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

Easy to please but problematic to appease

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone

What you have done is unacceptable Nevertheless I accept that God has given it to… So that Like Him and through Him

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)