A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything

If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

It’s capitalism after it shed its skin

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something