I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel
In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death
It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there
We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time
In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone
We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit
Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…
In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle