Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along

Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re

Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

God makes it so that To myself My shit doesn’t stink This is so that I can live with myself

God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)