A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…

The word of God is written in invisible ink and must be lived in order to be truly seen unless and until those lives are d…

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…