I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town
We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God
“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you
There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…
Six days of innovation One day of relaxation I guarantee: Creation!
The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true
Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
