The only thing harder in sports Than hitting a baseball Is writing This maxim applies to every human… Especially writing

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

Post-Enlightenment Secular Mater… Terminated in the pandemic lockdow… You could say The End of History Came after all

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…

I died with a smile on my face Because I finally got the joke And it wasn’t me

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

Our two choices are The fear of God Or the fear of death And since we gain wisdom through t… Then we must have the faith not to…

More than anything else They want to kill Jews Because More than anything else They need to be right

When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it