How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…

Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food