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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

How Prestige Masquerades as a Zero-shun Game

The only colleges left standing
will be the ones that can
make you look smart
while you’re playing dumb

Other works by Chris Gaither...
Filtered Cigarettes Are Safe

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
“Our nervous system is simultaneously being challenged by incompatible demands demanding both avoidance of contact with the SARSCov2 virus and the fulfillment of our biological imperative of connecting with others to feel calm and safe”

The genius of Big Tech’s business… is its simplicity: Get people to pay for what they had previously accessed for free
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“Every Sign Is Subject to the Criteria of Ideological Evaluation”

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the
Shakespeare or Bust

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
Just Joking

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
You Can Only Be Cancelled by Your Own Side

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
World War IV Is a Psyberwar

Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy
These Days the Average Man in the Street Says That God Does Not Exist, Although, Paradoxically, the Average Man in the Street Does Not Exist

Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
Literary Industrial Complex

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero
Hooking Up in the Time of Cholera

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
Haiku

I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love
Escapism Is What Prevents Our Escape

I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…
My Apologies, I was Just Being Cautious

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
With Great Power Comes Great Predictability

I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken
Dollar for Dollar

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved



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