In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe

When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do

All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life