Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

100% of success is showing up on time

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

I often find myself telling God That according to the terms of the… You get what you need God insists I come to terms with the implicati…