Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
Once the cost of AI turns negligi… the world to come becomes inexorab… and as conditions grow unintelligi… just know that you and I are repli… into beings who are far more execu…
There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine
We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…
Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction
Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
