You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval

When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is

When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…