In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want

Nation-states are for the embodied Bodies are for souls Souls need everything in moderatio… Cyberspace is for cyborgs Cyborgs are for real

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar