When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

Never Win Anything

As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant