People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

Archaeologists have looked and loo… But what if the Earth itself is o… And our universe the flood of dark… As we inhabit story within story w… In an infinite fractal

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–

Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless