A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

If you try to control others The ones you will judge the harshe… Are those who are the hardest to c… Who are the ones who tell the trut… Because the truth is always one th…

You cannot make people want What they do not want And wanting it on their behalf When you secretly want what they w… Is a selfish wish that your dreams…

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…

I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing