The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles
A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
I will gladly suffer fools for love
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo
If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced
