“The human body generates more bio…

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know