In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free
In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…
Apocalypse now in the eternal now
I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
