If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle
The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control
You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue
Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead
The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
