War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings
Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own
There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often
Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding
Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it
The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
