The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

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In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–

Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick

Faith is an act of will power And since faith isn’t knowledge Because it necessarily involves do… For now, the act is always a predi… I will believe

The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood

My whole life, I thought I’d done… Duly deputized by the law of the l… As enforced by the superego, for w… But due to unforeseen circumstance… When instead of always being due f…

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral