It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived
We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others
Success and failure Have nothing to do with what you d… And everything to do with what you… Making it equally important In victory and defeat
We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by
They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything
There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class
The truth, in fact, is not out the… It’s in here And that echo you hear Is where the truth, your heart, go… Making efforts to reintroduce the…
Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip
When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into
