The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

Cyberspace is an unmaker’s space where we make the tech to unmake the people to make the money And though you can prepare

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through

When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there

We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

The only ones you’d trust enough t… Do it yourself Are the very ones Who trust in God Clearly, then

God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one