We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing
A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse
Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero
Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with
We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable
It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose
And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety
