We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

If you Buy it You might Like it

The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people