You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is
Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
Globalization is the Titanic The United States dollar is the hull that keeps the Titanic af… And US debt default is
I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats
Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
