We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–

I risked loss And lost; I win

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

As we grasp for total control And everything spins out of contro… God reminds us of all that is beyo… Which is everything But for what we believe

We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least