If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…

It should come as no surprise that According to the National Institu… “An estimated 49.5 percent of adol… has had a mental health disorder at some point in their lives”

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

In counting on finding our own gra… We counted our chickens before the… And now our chickens have come hom… In the form of the internet’s cons… And there’s just one chicken–

As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

Easy to please but problematic to appease

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…