You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe
Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…
