Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
People ask if God is real But that’s the wrong question The real question is whether or no… We are afraid to ask that question Because we are afraid of what othe…
Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…
Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing
Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying
A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…
In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life
Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate
Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding
Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again
