It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece
We fear that the long game Is a long, lost game Because we find ourselves lost Forgetting how, on the surface of… We can plow forward in trust
The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…
