Unlikeable, por Chris Gaither

Good Things Come to Those Who Wait Together

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

If I’m Serving My Ego Does That Make Me a Servant Leader?

One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it

Like Hostages Blindfolded in the Darkest of Tunnels, We Can’t See the Light with Our Eyes, but Trust and Believe, It Is an Eternal Light and It Shines Forth from an Eternal People Who Will Never Succumb to the Darkness

For human beings the dominant sens… So, coming to our senses Would necessarily involve restorin… By removing our blinders Which keep us from seeing anything

The G in the Middle of ROYGBIV Stands for God, Not Greenbacks

You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

The Internet’s Primary Function Is to Weaken the Will of the People; to Accomplish This All of Its Other Functions Make Life So Much Easier

In true democracy Authority flows via The will of the people In our technocracy Authority grows via

“The Light From the (First Nuclear) Explosion Was Seen Clearly at Albuquerque”

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

It’s a Slow Process, It Costs a Lot of Money, and It Involves a Lot of Drudgery, but in the End, You Get to Be Alone with Your Clone

Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles

To Have or Not to Have? That’s Not a Question

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

With Apologies to Yoda and Samuel Beckett, There Is No Try, There Is Only Try Again

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

Little Did We Know

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

Uncommitted

The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

The World’s Shortest Epic Poem

The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure

The Stages of Change: How the Best Actor in a Drama Became a Real-life Action Hero

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

The Limits of Positive Thinking

The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna

Standard of Care

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

Chris Gaither

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