Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house

Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror

The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask

Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

One of the clearest differences be… Is that all of God’s rules Are written down in the Torah While the devil strictly relies on… This is because

Like NFL Hall-of-Famer Dick Ve… I’m a Scorpio So, like Coach Vermeil I also tend to cry whenever I spe… About the things that matter most…