I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type

It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…