A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing
When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape
When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips
