When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is
Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…
A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation
The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask
Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy
