God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic