In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved
A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious
In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…
When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer
