Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into

There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–

In this world It gives us pleasure to imagine A false dichotomy between power an… Giving us the power to feel innoce… As if self-aggrandizement is the o…

I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…