Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

My ego is too big

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:

Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle