Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”