We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

If you fear death You will try to control God By controlling others To prevent them from killing you If you fear God

Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen

Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

The intelligentsia’s job used to b… Biting the invisible hand that fee… And because they couldn’t see it a… They established the surveillance… To locate it everywhere

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse

Relationships are built on trust And the problem isn’t that we cybo… Don’t trust the other side Which was always vanishingly rare But that we don’t trust our own si…

It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality