The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity
If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away
There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails
100% of success is showing up on time
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…
My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy
Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture
