I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

If you try to control others The ones you will judge the harshe… Are those who are the hardest to c… Who are the ones who tell the trut… Because the truth is always one th…

God is just What makes God just? God just makes And we are His makers What are we to make of this?

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen

Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end