I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white

Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher