Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time
The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
More than anything else They want to kill Jews Because More than anything else They need to be right
For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One
The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type
My mistake was believing that Smart was short for book smart When actually Book smart is short for book smart… I only figured this out
