Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…