Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first

I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free