Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden
We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in
This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with
Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery
Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–
If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off
It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want
Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself
God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone
In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together
