You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…

Apocalypse now in the eternal now

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…