When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…