An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes
The word of God is written in invisible ink and must be lived in order to be truly seen unless and until those lives are d…
It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death
There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence
Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…
The path to victo– ry begins with laughing at yourself in defeat
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it
