You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged

What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those

A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time